This article has been featured on the front page. Men have an incredible capacity for unattainable fantasies; the possibility of making love to Denise Milani's breasts is the only thing keeping most of them from crossing the street without looking. Let's skim through this part. From this they made enough money to move to LA , and again Milani had no choice but to follow. The young human resented how men only ever wanted to date her breasts, and how employers would cruelly offer them jobs ahead of her. This went to such extremes that by the time Milani's breasts were 18, half the boys in school had become apprentice masseurs.
Ophelia. Age: 21.
According to the attending doctor, both Milani and her boobs were healthy and strong, and that they could be held right away.
Marleigh. Age: 26.
Denise Milani's breasts
She also noticed that men were overly keen to give her free stuff, like food, clothes, money, high school qualifications and, most frequently, full-body massages. Although the breasts have remained mum on the matter, their attached person, Denise, has made several statements. As if that would somehow make their lives complete, or change the fact that they're passionless slobs who would rather masturbate over a 2-dimensional stranger than commit to a serious relationship. This page was last edited on 2 August , at